the team is coming together

why is it so hard to get villains to apply for the legion? are every other maniacal world-ruller wannabe so egotistical they want to go at it by themselves? do you kn ow how hard it is to whack all superheroes by yourself and rule the world?

look, if you're tough enough to conquer all superheroes on this world, then this mudball is not big enough for you to play with, as then all us villains will be up your ass trying to pry the leadership offa you, after the heroes have soften you up, of course!

also, you want to rule the world yourself? ALL BY YOURSELF? are you insane? there are elected officials and cabinets in each country jumping all over themselves trying to run their own states, and no YOU want to rule them all by yourself? Bitch, please!

a team is THE way to go! we'll cover each other's back, we'll co-rule the world, and do some guest cross-over ruling if need be, there's plenty to go around! I personally don't need no offworld aliens to rule over, hell, i don't even speak their language!

meanwhile, the team is coming together, and i couldn't be more pleased mwahahahahahahaha


what? im not an artist, im an evil villain! get your job-scopes right, you cretins

the evil one